There is only one way. Drink several bottles of Pussers rum whilst heartily toasting Horatio all the while amassing a fleet off Trafalgar to go and turn the bloody French into toast - again. The trouble is that they are so far up their own arses it takes a long time to get through to them. Hang on I'll have a word with Tony Blair, he's up there with them. Perhaps he'll have a word?

Steve Parkes - I like your translation!