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Thread #74040   Message #1289403
Posted By: dick greenhaus
05-Oct-04 - 01:41 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Comic Wedding Song
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Comic Wedding Song
For a short one, there's Abe Burrow's:

"Oh how we danced on the night we were wed
I needed a wife like a hole in the head."