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ok ok ok, these are really bad, but am in love with them none the less...

What is the difference between a Bodhran and a pair of hush puppies?
Hush puppies buck up the feet...

Whats the difference between an accordian and a cattle grid?
You slow down to go over a cattle grid.

hehehe
mjxx