I'll bet that you won't be able to afford him by now jOhn - he'll probably want more than his bears for the night. Probably got an entourage and everything - will want white lilies and blue smarties in his dressing room.

You should have kept quiet - might have got him cheaper - now you've created a market for him.

Mind you - you never know - worth a shot...if he falls for your charm and erudite wit like many of us on here have, he just might do it...