On top of spaghetti,
All covered with sauce,
I lost my poor meatball
When somebody coughed.

It rolled off the table,
It rolled on the floor,
And the last time I saw it,
It rolled out the door.


(Kosher version -- no mixing of meat & dairy, -- like meatball & cheese.)

This probably has the same ending you were hinting at, O.B.

Akiba