The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #2998   Message #1290339
Posted By: Flash Company
06-Oct-04 - 12:16 PM
Thread Name: Naughty kids' greatest hits II
Subject: RE: Naughty kids' greatest hits II
As I was going by St Pauls,
A woman grabbed me by the arm,
She said 'You look a man of pluck,
Come in my house and have a cup of tea!

Some for a tanner, some for a bob,
It largely depends on the size of your gob!

Also

Oh I slapped her face and I walked away
With a hi-for-titty-fal-lol-de-ay,
I pulled her hair and punched her well
And old Joe Frith he p----d hissel!

That one deserves some explanation! Two women in Great Budworth many years ago (I learned it from my Gran!) had a cat fight, so a local Parish Councillor called Joe Frith was called in to break it up. Instead he laughed until he was helpless!
The local kids plagued all three participants fo years!

FC