Just so there is no deception, Bald Eagle is actually a 35-year-old African American spinster. She is very interested in samples of soils and grasses from all corners of the globe, reads Alexandre Dumas in the orignal for fun, collects exotic goldsfish and early-20th century slide rules. She is about 6'2" tall, weighs about 135, and has a black belt in Akido. Drives a Ford Expedition with elevated shocks.

I could not stand by and let this facade go un-exposed.


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