Okay, here are 10 more:

1. I was an invited speaker at a conference at Cambridge.

2. I know how to make a fusion weapon, but don't have the parts, which is just as well.

3. I also know how to make a fission weapon. I don't have the parts for that, either.

4. I think professional sports are silly, and the salaries sillier.

5. My left big toenail was mostly removed.

6. I have a scar on my outside right leg, just above the knee, where I was hacked by a corn knife.

7. I once drank Cold Duck. Once.

8. I used to have an autographed photo of Pierre Mendez France.

9. Once, while a horse had chomped down on my right arm and wasn't letting go, I took hold of his ear and whispered to him "If you don't let go I'll twist your goddamned ear off, you son of bitch" and he let go. So I'm a horse whisperer.

10. I hope to start epee again next week.