You know, I think he's under a great deal of strain. I mean, obviously...it goes with the job. Now he may not have been exactly a brainwave in the first place. Add that to the pressures of 4 years in the presidency and you've got a problem.

My feeling is that I could straighten things out in the world in jig time...with a combination of good diplomacy and photon torpedoes. I would establish a good dialogue with those who are locked in conflict around the world and find out what their real concerns are. I would seek workable compromises. I would at the same time remind them that I have the power to fry their gonads...if necessary...at a moment's notice...and I would challenge intractable foreign and terrorist leaders to personal combat...mano a mano...in the arena. But I would talk first.

It's academic, though, because as a Canadian I cannot run for president of the USA, and I wouldn't really want the job anyway. It would be a step down in excitement for me after what I've seen. Boring, really...