I get automatic job alerts on my e-mail but I don't think I'll apply for this one!!


URGENT- MATTER OF NATIONAL IMPORTANCE

    * Leader of Our Great Country
    * National Role
    * Smoke and Mirrors Industry

    Having previously advertised elsewhere, and after receiving only two mediocre applications, our client is now undergoing an urgent nationwide search for the position of Leader of Our Great Country.

    This is a fantastic career opportunity for the right candidate who must show a flair for hand-shaking ie. not too long but not too abrupt and not too soft but not too bone-crunching. Baby kissing experience is a must, as is proof of this ability in the form of written referrals from actual babies.

    Your role will include regular travel at the expense of all Australians. At times you will be required to wear strange, loud, ridiculous looking shirts to important meetings whilst maintaining a smile throughout. You must be well versed in the complexities of the mind of a seven year old, as at times you will be called upon to interact with George Bush. Although not mandatory, the ability to tell the truth and some degree of humanity (any at all) will be highly regarded.

    Your package will include a generous salary at the expense of all Australians, as well as two residences: a house in Sydney and a lodge in Canberra - although living in Canberra is entirely optional.

    Finally, as representative of the country, the ability to get tough with taxi drivers is crucial to the role. Any experience in this area will be advantageous.

    The voting committee of several million will seriously consider all underdogs.

    Send applications to www.mycareer.com.au..........TODAY!

    DO IT FOR YOUR COUNTRY!!

(mycareer.com.au marketing promotion)

Job Summary
        
Sector &
Subsector         
        Smoke and Mirrors / Double talk / Snake Oil Sales and Marketing / Failed Promises Industry
Ref No.         PMJOB01
Salary         More than you earn now
Work Type         Part Time, if you can get away with it
Location         Highest Office in The Land, Canberra, ACT
Date Posted         Wed 06/10/04
Applic'n Close         Must close by midnight October 8
Ad Placed By         Australian People