OK, the real stuff from me:

1. I was a hippie.
2. I demonstrated at the Democratic National Convention in 1968.
3. I was pretty shy when I was a kid.
4. I used to panhandle spare change and cigarettes in Chicago's old hippie haven, the Old Town District.
5. I once fucked a whore against a windowsill under the El tracks when I was 17.
6. I won sole custody of both of my sons from my ex-wife in a custody case and for many years raised them as a single parent.
7. I occasionally give speeches to fathers about custody rights.
8. I have performed in front of 2000 people at a time.
9. I have a collection of over 500 vintage electric trains.
10. I have been told by many that my passion is extremely intense.