I ate the placenta of my first born

I slept in a cave I made of snow to keep from freezing

I made the Dean's list

I was given a hysterectomy for no good reason

I know how to cook octopus

I'm not baptised

My maiden name is Jewish

I saved my grandmother's life when I was 13

I have been independent since I was 18

I hate lima beans and scalloped potatoes