I wish I was in CarrickfergusKingston 'pon Hull
Only for nights in th' "Old Black Boy"
I would swim over the deepest ocean,
Only for nights in "Old Black Boy"
But the sea is wide and I cannot swim over
And neither have I the wings to fly
I wish I could meet a handsome boatsman
To ferry me over, my Cara to hear

(I will have to listen to my Cara CDs instead ...)