1.I get so drawn into films that I shout at the TV screen or run into the kitchen to hide.

2.I cannot bear the noise made when someone sucks a blanket

3.I used to be so scared of dentists that I was banned from all of them in our area for bad behaviour

4.I taught all my children to girn

5.in the traffic jams on the way to work in the morning I always let at least three cars in

6. I once had to call the police to alert them to two horses on the road having a shag

7.My friend Kate was in the Full Monty she was the one who peed standing up

8.I am the best sandwich maker in the world (or so I've been told)

9.I have had a butterscotch angel delight fight

10. I am a member of the mile high club

OK, I made the last one up.............

Pat x