Sorry Ella. (cribbed from 'It don't mean a thing (It you ain't got the swing))

What's a hyperlink, what's   H T M    L?
If it ain't a Blue Clickie Thing?
It ain't the hyperlink, it ain't the site
There's something else that makes your life complete.

It don't turn to blue, if you don't sing the blues --
clicky click-it, clicky click-it,click-it,click-it

And you can't make a blue if you ain't got the blues
clicky click-it, clicky click-it,click-it,click-it


It makes no diff'rence if that topics stupid or hot,
Just remember to qoute every reference you got

It don't turn to blue, if you don't sing the blues --
clicky click-it, clicky click-it,click-it,click-it

And you can't make a blue if you ain't got the blues
clicky click-it, clicky click-it,click-it,click-it