1. I keep a harmonica, a kazoo and copy of the U.S. Constitution in my briefcase.
2. I am listed in the 2005 edition of "Who's Who in America."
3. I saved five-dollar bills for two years to make my first CD.
4. I belong to Mensa but I've never been to any Mensa event.
5. I have a handwritten postcard from Charles Van Doren.
6. I have an 8x10 glossy UPI photo of Lenny Bruce dead on his bathroom floor.
7. My wife and I have a guilty pleasure: We watch "JAG."
8. My father went to high school with Lou Gehrig.
9. My family had a summer house across the road from Lesley Gore's family's summer house.
10. Mel Brooks once asked me how I got so hip.