How about The Monkey's Wedding?

The monkey married the baboon's sister,
Give her a hug and then he kissed her,
Kissed her so hard she raised a blister,
She set up a yell.
Bridegroom stuck on some court plaster,
Stuck so hard it couldn't stick faster,
Surely was a sad disaster,
But it soon got well.

What do you think the bride was dressed in...etc.

Song is in Sandburg's American Songbag, probably in Digitrad too, I haven't looked. (Lazy me. But you could.) -- Bob C