Just use the ones that are sticky for whatever purpose you use them for (i'm not one to judge:)!), then take the rest and write a message of complaint on them. Make little paper airplanes out of them, fly them out of the window, and hope they get to the rizla factory...

I woke up this morning
My sticky thing wouldn't stick
Maybe i should quit smoking
But then how would i get my kicks?

I'd lose my halitosis
And my yellow fingernails
But the thing that matters the most is
I'd lose my wits as well

I've got the sticky things blues
All the evidence i've seen
Says that smoking is no use
But i need my nicotine...

I think it's a masterpiece, personally. Now excuse me while i go smoke myself retarded, i need to get that 'marlboro-wasted' voice to sing it with:)!