There are a couple in the running, but I've always felt "Is this supposed to be there?" was my best work. No, I won't explain the context.

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12. I once bet a woman at a party that if she told her embarrassing story, I could top it. Hers was so funny a crowd gathered, and I chickened out. I'm meeting this woman tomorrow for coffee, and have never made good on the deal. Maybe tomorrow, depending on who else is there.