You are being unfair on old people in cars its those who wear hats trilbys rounders caps that you need wory about they are oblivious to the fact that they are in a vehicle
As for Skwirulls those little bastards keep nibbling my hazel nuts (I know it could be worse) and they piss off my aged collie who thinks he should climb trees and nail the bastards which he should but cant, There should be more experiments on Skuwrilz
Why not make squirell Fingers at Birds Eye and give the yellow bellys a job