You are laughing now, aren't you? lol

Your day reminds me of an old story that I'll try to recall for you. Goes like this:

We were poor, so poor that there was only water for the soup and no fuel to heat it with. We slept three to a bed for warmth, and the four of us boys shared three pair of pants, so every day one kid had to stay home from school. Dad worked three jobs and ma worked two. Still we couldn't make ends meet. The electric company cut off our electricity, the coal company stopped delivering, and even the dog was starting to look nervous. Then came the Depression!