I `ad a folk sessioner in my cab once. I `ad the radio on and was listening to a "Strarse Waltz". `e started banging away on his bodhran but to the rythm of "The Wild Rover". I said, `old up mate, thats well out of order, this waltz is three beats to the bar. `e said, I know, I`m just practising for tonight!!
What am I like?