Thanks to Anne for the scan of the music

GERMS (MY INVISIBLE DOG)
words and music Dottie Rambo

My very best friend is my little shaggy dog
Chewin' on my tennis shoes and runnin' through the hall
He's kind of like my shadow 'cause he's everywhere I go
He sleeps in my bed but my Mommy doesn't know

Chorus:
I hide him in my pocket 'cause he's very, very small;
Germs, Germs, my invisible dog.

He runs like the wind and her knows some funny tricks.
He doesn't like carrots and spinach makes him sick.
He loves cotton candy and purple lemonade,
Oreo Cookies and yellow gatorade.

We ride our ponies to castles far away,
Chasin' funny dinosaurs and dragons 'long the way
We often go exploring where the river winds and bends
Cowboy hats and wooden rafts like Huckleberry Finn.

I take him to church but nobody ever sees
This little shaggy spotted dog sittin' on my knees
He's learnin' bible verses and he loves the happy songs
But he often falls asleep when the sermon is too long.

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