Eric, it sounds as though Guest N certainly HAS a life. As have I !
Come on, you're just jealous about his Princess Margaret and my Noel Edmonds connections, aren't you ? What if I were to tell you have I have a signed photograph of Millicent Martin, and I used to live next door to theatrical digs occupied by Patrick Ryecart who was in Dr. Who and who married the daughter of the Duke of Norfolk ? Or that the same friend of mine who peed next to Ronnie Cray also sat on Bob Monkhouse's lap (but not at the same time) ? All this is true. What do you have to say to THAT, eh ? Huh ?