There. Now THAT'S BAD! Seriously bad. Sickeningly bad. Gut-twistingly bad. That in fact was my old friend Leonard's attempt to outdo me for all time...the artistic equivalent of a Death Star amalgamated with a black hole...it was calculated to reduce any sentient being to absolute despair in 30 seconds or less. That video is SO bad that it's not even funny. It's pitiful.

By the way, I know those girls in it quite well. All of them. You wouldn't believe what Leonard had to pay them to get them to appear in that video. Big money. He had to eat Kraft Dinner for a year afterward.

It's amazing what some people will do for oneupmanship isn't it? Leonard is normally a man of impeccable taste. To put it bluntly, he can be a bit dull. But this time he went over the top. He succeeded beyond even his own wildest dreams in creating an artistic abomination that, well, defies imitation. I mean....who would want to imitate it?

I used it once to browbeat a troublesome lawyer into submission. It only took 3 viewings (I had tied him in a chair and taped his eyelids open.). He dropped all actions against me and bought my daughter a Ferrari she wanted. He also kissed my hand, and swore never to bother me again. End of story.

I suppose that Nimoy really should be congratulated.