While fartin' around on another thread I tripped over this eloquent solution to achieve World Peace. Wars require misunderstandings, as do lost diplomatic opportunities at conference tables. Were people to be confused long enough so that they were frozen into inaction, bad things would cease to occur. The gestalt created by the melding of some stuff posted by jOhn, Ellenpoly, Bill D and other people who are significat yet will remain nameless ('cause I forget) has led me to the following conclusion: We need jOhn to write stuff for the United Nations, have his stuff run through a web-site free translator, and then rerun through the web translator to arrive at the final statement. I did just that with one of jOhn's posts from what he wrote into Russian and then back to English. Here is the result:

hello= this is bs thrad,
old people and little cars =rubbusg
little cars ie micra, nimi metro, and some= ford fiestas , but not many,,and not drive fast enouf, ie get behind them, and drive about 20 mile anh hor

привет = это - бакалавр наук thrad,
старики и небольшие автомобили =rubbusg
небольшие автомобили то есть micra, nimi метро, и некоторые = фиесты брода, но не многие, и не двигаются быстро enouf, то есть отстают от них, и ведут(везут) приблизительно 20 миль anh hor

Greetings = it is a bachelor of sciences thrad,
Old men and small automobiles =rubbusg
Small automobiles that is micra, nimi the underground, and the some people = fiestas of ford, but not many, also do not move quickly enouf, that is lag behind them, and conduct (carry) approximately 20 miles anh hor


OK. Mock me if you will, but somewhere here is the key, the seed, the beginnings of a trouble=free world. I mean to say that governments will be so feckin' busy trying to figure out whatever it is that's being said: hey, voila, NO MORE WAR!