Sure you do McGrath. Simple solutions for simple minds. If a person isn't for Kerry, then they have to be for Bush. Nice and simple. Black and white. Guest or member. You like things to be easily definable, categorizable, and clear. Nothing complex, ambiguous, or god forbid, contradictory, will do for you.

Don't want to trouble those simplistic, smooth waters of your preconceived notions and subjective beliefs now do you? Think of how dangerous that would be to your mental health.