Iraq had the worst kind of WMDs - the invisible kind. Woooooohhh!! And a mate of mate of mine said that, like, Saddam Hussein had an atomic moustache that could be deployed at, like, 45 minutes notice and apparently gigantic rocks crash into the US at a rate of thirty a week but the government hushes it up...

The idea that Saddam Hussein "hid" the amount of chemical biological and nuclear weapons that the hyperbole of the Bush administration claimed he possessed is frankly utter cock. The reason they haven't been found IS THAT THEY WEREN'T THERE! What is there, however, are the second largest oil reserves on the planet. Conspiracy theory anyone?