Strewth, I was scraping the barrel in the previous thread.

11. I have no desire to be any younger.
12. A friend who walked away from my brother's fatal car crash cannot talk to me.
13. My eldest grandparent was born in 1879, the youngest 1889. I was born in 1959.
14. I once rubbed an obviosuly pregnant woman's tummy, and was told it was a cyst.
15. I spent a happy year as mate on a Thames barge
16. I was once sick when in drink I made a cheese sandwich using marzipan.
17. I saw Len from Emmerdale drive by today.
18. I know the USDA 2004 US soya crop estimate will be increased at 07:30 Chicago time tomorrow morning.
19. Oaklet has mended all the tunes I have written
20. I refuse to dig out the 4 mile tunnel to Thornton Abbey that local folklore insists is in my cellar.