Little break here.

Guy walks into a butcher shop and says, "Give me a pound of kidley." Butcher says, "What?" Guy says, "Give me a pound of kidley." Butchers again says, "WHAT?" Guys yells, "GIVE ME A POUND OF KIDLEY!" Butchers says, "You mean kidney, don't you?" Fellow responds, "That's what I said, diddle I?"