I am serpantly looking forward to this auspicious occasion. It will indeed be the highlight of Hull Fair week. Following on from his grand opening of the biggest fair in the world the Lord Minor of Hull will be chauffer driven in a local hackney to the Lamp. He will partake in light refreshments including sherry and cucumber slices dipped in cod liver oil (good for the bowls). He will give his rendition of a famous Old Mother Riley ditty (he/she was from Hull now in Eastern Cemetery) and then leave to enjoy his bowl movements. Enjoy.....