What's the fuss? When is the Wedding Party? I didn't see it on the schedule. What is it, anyway? Who's planning all this? How about some clarification for us ignorant folks? I read that the Getaway is supposed to be *inclusive*.

Maybe we should have a Divorce Party so lots of us can be feted. There's plenty of good songs. I'd volunteer to lead one next year, but I know better.

Pauline