"Disguised in spandex spirituality with rhinestones of reverence glistening on the creases." is hardly the proposition of a serious mind -- more likely a disordered one.   So I wouldn't worry too much... proceed with your spiritual snuff game, I am sure you can gather more and more followers as you invent new twists to pitch, such as the Reincarnation Of McGonagle variation. Get them excited about the cheesy, the cheap, the unconscionably tacky and the tasteless. Hurray for tastelessness!! It is SO cool!


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