LIDDLEHARG!! You are back in the fold I see and could not stay away forever could you? MOAB is all ensnaring and encomposting and you certingly ar a part obv the heap. Admit it, yore drawn inexorably to it like a Canadian blowfly that hovers around a bucket obv fishguts. Yaz, Amos is a genus with words. I don't allus know what the hell he is saying but they read real good. But tell us while we habv you in ar grasp agin, how do you really rate Willam Shatzer? Iz he up thar az far as Hilary? She iz a peach ain't she?

I wabz lookin' for something the other day and just happened acorss this song which some fan (mebbe it was you) wrote in honor obv Willam Shatler. I am in compete convulsions wif you Harg, thar iz no greater lesbeen on stage nor screed. Anyhow, here iz the song, which I am certain I habv heard somewhar before but cannot say warh.

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK

I sleep all night and I work all day.

Chorus:
O Shat's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

Mounties:
He cut down trees, he eat his lunch
He go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he go shopping and has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus:
Bill's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars.

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear pappa.

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?
Suspendies...and a bra?

...He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

...He's/I'm a lumberjack and he's/I'm OK
He/I sleep all night and he/I work all day.