Wilfried! I agree with Kate - I have told the 'boids' joke to anyone who'll listen - Great Stuff

How About.........

Guy is told by his doctor that he only has 12 hours to live so he decides to have one last helluva party.

Calls up all of his pals and they go out on the town - Bars, Clubs, Drinking dens, you name it they partied!

About 2.00Am one of them says to the guy "I'm worn out. I'm off home to bed"

The guy replies "Hey! It's my last night on this earth - Stay and party"

His pals look at one another and say "It's OK for you! You don't gotta get up for work in the morning"