A man asks a girl for a dance. He manages to tread on her toes several times. "I'm sorry", he says. "I'm just a little stiff from rugby."

"I don't care where you come from", she says. "You're not dancing with me again."


Of course, you could also be a little stiff from Badminton. Or Saling, near Braintree in Essex.


And, of course, you can also be born just outside Wedlock, which I believe is in Berkshire.