I for one, believe the Swifty Guys.

Then, since their "charges" have been repeatedly and conclusively shown to be bogus, and to have been invented by a Republican Party pit bull, you are, indeed, an idiot. But you can take comfort in the fact that there are a substantial number of idiotic Americans that apparently do believe this crap along with you.

Perhaps the No Child's Left Behind Act ( or was it their right behind?...) can be ammended to require U.S. citizens to prove proficiency in logic, critical thinking, reading comprehension & etc - and if they fail be barred from voting.