Cher was so beautiful back then when she looked more normal and had odd teeth, and seemed perpetually a little embarrassed but perpetually in the process of getting over it.

Dawn Wells. Mouseketeers were before my time, and Tina Louise didn't do it for me. Nonnie Narnell. The big sister in the Partridge family, Ah--Susan Dey. Couldn't think of it. My third grade teacher.

Dennis the Menace's mom. Mrs. Bumstead. What babes.

Joni Mitchell laughing.

Most women don't think Klaus Kinski is as beautiful as I do.