The only problem with being goddess-shaped that I've run into is that I can't seem to get my guitar as close to my body as I did in my youth. Even that cleverly designed tit holder on the top of the guitar doesn't seem adequate any more. ;-) (And where, exactly, DO I put the other one?!?)

Couldn't you hire someone to hold it up out of the way? I'm sure a young teen-aged boy would work cheap...

P.