Aaaaarrrgh! I'm now Water Icewand. My damp place has frozen over which is a painful state of affairs I can tell you. I can now only be seen when holding a four leaf clover. Thank the lord I'm not Jewish or it would be a fore s**n cleaver!

My friend, Yrddl Spiltpepper, says can he play too? He fancies having a randomly generated weird name and be able to live with mushrooms and other assorted fungi. At the moment he can only be seen under orange strobe lighting so anything would be an improvement.