Bobert, seems to me like yo' got this whole durned folk bizness turned round so its arse is facin' the front. Don't know what you folks on the wrong side o' th' pond is expectin' but shucks showers, heatin' AND cabins. Bet yo' wouldn't be cussing over a cold cabin if'n yo' had ter join the trailer trash fer a while and tow that West Ginny Slide Rule all the way down the A303 'mongst th' holiday traffic like we does.

Yo' aint seen nuthin' 'till you seen th' August monsoon in Devon.