Q: What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
A: He was repossessed.

Q. How did the ghost patch his sheet?
A. With a pumpkin patch.

Q: What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
A: Tombstones.

Q: What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween?
A: White Pillowcases.

Q. What do you get when you goose a ghost?
A. A handful of sheet!

Q. Why can't the boy ghost have babies?
A. Because he has a hollow-weenie!

Q. What's a haunted chicken?
A. A poultry-geist.

Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A. For the boos.