They do have a natural sense of rhythm though! And people from Yorkshire all have ferrets down their trousers. And people from Glasgow are all 5'1" and carry razors. And Cockneys are cheeky, lovable rogues who sing "Have a banana" between phrases in music-hall songs. And Welsh people all eat leeks and wear daffodils and sing like opera stars.

For Christ's sake, this is the 21st century! Haven't we got to the point yet where we can do without regional stereotypes?