Maybe it's the Immaculate Contraception!

She obviously doesn't live in a condom-inium.

Yes I know, bad jokes for a serious situation, but I don't think anything can save these people. They have the right to procreate and by God that's what they're going to do whatever it might cost the rest of us. Realistically this is purely a US question viz-a-vis the painkiller as it would not come up with the NHS.