LOL:-D

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Dave the Gnome

Avenge Method
Veg Methadone
Goad Vehement

Far better I think:-)

He is a hoarder of riches and wealth

He shits in forests of oak and elm trees

He is only seen swatting bees and stamping on crickets (noisy little sods)

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Cheers

DtG