I'm flattered you would think I'm so young, Tim. My son, however, is in his fourth year at university about a thousand miles away from me, and he gets himself to wherever he needs to be.

At any rate, maybe its your reading comprehension that is not so good. Or at least you don't appear to have any capacity to detect irony. I was speaking to the attitude of the post, which I find to be quite hypocritical, not to the specifics of it.