'Minds me of a story they tell about Willie Feeley when he was a young fella. Willie was bashful, awful bashful. Well, one day he takes a heifer over to Graves' bull. Ever'body was out but Elsie Graves, and Elsie wasn't bashful at all. Willie, he stood there turnin' red an' he couldn' even talk. Elsie said, "I know what you come for; the bull's out in back a the barn." Well, they took the heifer out there an' Willie an' Elsie sat on the fence to watch. Purty soon Willie got feelin' purty fly. Elsie looks over an' says, like she don't know, "What's a matter, Willie?" Willie's so randy he can't hardly set still. "By God," he says, "by God, I wisht I was a doin' that!" Elsie says, "Why not, Willie? It's your heifer."