in 1982? I had a tape recorder near the TV during Mark Russell's election night program. All you need to do is substitute "Dubya" for "Reagan"
tune is "When the Roll is Called Up Yonder"

"We are television's fundamental preachers of this land,
With a message, Hallelujah, hear it well.
We are not endorsing candidates, we take a neutral stand...
...so vote for Reagan, or you'll go to Hell!"...
cho:
Go to Hell, that's our pronouncement.
Save yourselves from our denouncement.
This is an unpaid political announcement.
Wen the roll is called for Ronnie on the tube.

If you want to find salvation, tune to channel 98.
Live by satellite our message comes to you.
If you read between the lines, you'll find our candidate-
You'll be saved, if you vote for you-know-who.

cho:
You know who...that's our pronouncement
Save yourselves from our denouncement.
This is an unpaid political announcement.
Wen the roll is called for Ronnie on the tube.

We never give advice about your choices or your vote.
In politics, it's not ours to conspire.
So hurry out to vote; put on you hat, it's getting late-
It's either Reagan or the Everlasting Fire.

cho:
Oh the Fire. that's our pronouncement.
Save yourselves from our denouncement.
This is an unpaid political announcement.
Wen the roll is called for Ronnie on the tube.

If Jesus came today, he'd never make it on TV,
Without our suits, our hair, our smiles, our perfect tans..
Yes. he'd never be accepted without out haberdashery-
But thank the Lord, he's registered Republican!

cho:
Republican...that's out pronouncement-
Save yourselves from our denouncement.
This is an unpaid political announcement.
Wen the roll is called for Ronnie on the tube.