Doug,

Is that a serious question? Why do you think I need to know the first family? I do watch the news.

I know he seldom goes to church because.
a. He says he seldom goes to church.
b. People who know his schedule say he seldom goes to church

It's not like he had the White House Bowling alley converted to a Methodist Church and they sneak the parisoners in there every Sunday morning and hold a service there.

I know he was in the Bible study for the same reason.
I know about Billy Graham from the news and from bios of Bush.

If I was that close to the first family I would know who attacked Bush with the pretzel.