Interesting, Hate-Dreidel. You enjoy imagining me as a giant penis. Yes, VERY interesting.

But "bald" isn't a very effective insult, Martine. It's true. But it's nothing I am (or should be) ashamed of. You, however, do seem to be (and should be) ashamed of being a racist, a misogynist, and (tellingly) a homophobe. Why else would you be so defensive when people point this out? I mean, is this what your parents dreamed you'd amount to? Would they be proud that you've become some wizened, elderly troll spewing vulgarities and bizzaro-Nazi style ravings on an online forum?

And does your wife know she's married to a racist? If so, is she proud?

Seriously, why don't you get up from your crusty office chair, leave your ugly suburban box, drive into the city, and actually meet some Muslims?

---Lepus Rex